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英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短篇
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短篇1
He is really somebody
-My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
-A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個(gè)大人物
叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人.
真是一個(gè)大人物.干什么的?
墓地守墓人.
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短篇2
A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed tothe ground. 一位外國(guó)游客到美國(guó)大西部游覽，碰到一個(gè)印第安人把耳朵緊貼在地上。
"What are you listening for?" heasked. "你在聽(tīng)什么呢?"他詢(xún)問(wèn)道。
“為了向你表示謝意，我送你一只龍蝦。”說(shuō)著他便給老板一只活蹦亂跳的大龍蝦。
"Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. " “您真好，我太太和我將以它當(dāng)晚餐。”
"Oh, he's already had dinner. But I am sure he'd love to take in a movie. " “喔，它已經(jīng)吃過(guò)晚餐了，但我想它會(huì)喜歡看場(chǎng)電影。”
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短篇3
史密斯是一家建設(shè)公司的經(jīng)理，他正負(fù)責(zé)一個(gè)新工程的`招標(biāo)案。第一位投標(biāo)的是一家波蘭公司，他們的代表出價(jià)四十萬(wàn)元接那個(gè)案子。“似乎很合理，”史密斯說(shuō)。“你可不可以給我一張明細(xì)表呢?”
"Sure," said the Pole, " $200, 000 for labor and $ 200,000 for materials. "
“當(dāng)然沒(méi)問(wèn)題，”波蘭公司代表說(shuō)道，“二十萬(wàn)元工資，二十萬(wàn)元材科費(fèi)。”
下一個(gè)出標(biāo)的是美國(guó)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)建設(shè)公司，他們以八十萬(wàn)元競(jìng)標(biāo)。
"Hmm, that seems a bit high," said Smith. "What's the breakdown?" “嗯，這個(gè)價(jià)錢(qián)似乎有些偏高，”史密斯說(shuō)道。"你們有明細(xì)表嗎?" " $ 400,000 0n materials, $ 400,000 0n labor. " “四十萬(wàn)元材料，四十萬(wàn)元工資。”
"I'll get back to you. "
Finally the representative of Cohen, Goldstein and Leibowitz entered Smith's office. " $ 1,200,000 is our bid," said the agent." 最后可翰高斯坦雷伯威茲公司的代表走進(jìn)史密斯辦公室。“一百二十萬(wàn)元是我們競(jìng)標(biāo)的價(jià)碼，”代表說(shuō)道。
$11 200, 0001 That' s way out of line," exclaimed Smith. "Can you give me a breakdown onthat?" “一百二十萬(wàn)元這個(gè)標(biāo)高得太過(guò)分了，”史密斯叫道“你可以給我一張明細(xì)表嗎?" "No problem," replied the rep. " $400, 000 for me,$ 400 , 000 for you and
$ 400，000 for thePolacks.
“沒(méi)有問(wèn)題，”代表回答道。“四十萬(wàn)元給我，四十萬(wàn)元給你，最后四十萬(wàn)元?jiǎng)t給那家波蘭佬開(kāi)的公司。”
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